my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you
do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh”
Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.